Porn Jokes

Once upon a time, a horny man was taking the bus. Then, he saw a beautiful girl at the back of the bus. So he decided to come to her and ask her if she wants to have sex. After he asked her, she slapped him. The guy was diappointed, but yet, determinated. So he decided to go see the bus driver and ask him where could he find her outside of the bus.

The bus driver told him: "She's praying at the park every friday night, disguise yourself in Jesus and she'll be happy to fuck you."

And so, the guy went there, at friday night, with a jesus disguise. Once he saw the girl he said: "Hey! I'm Jesus! I order you to fuck with me!". The girl said: "Alright, but can you do it in my ass please? I'd like to stay virgin." The guy accepted and he got laid. After he did hi job, he said: "Sorry to disapoint you but... *remove his disguise* I AM THE GUY YOU SAW IN THE BUS!" the girl anwered: "orry to dipoint you but...*remove her disguise* I AM THE BUS DRIVER!"

Well, I have no clue if its really a porn joke but whatever.
I won't give the answer- you have to say it yourself.
Say "I am a man" after everything I say.
You went to the bar.

You get a beer.

You find a sexy girl.

You take her home.

You have an all nighter.

You wake up the next morning and she says;


Hoped you liked it. xD I couldn't remember the entire thing so I kinda' messed with it a bit.