Mom Jokes!!!!!

Your momma is so fat, when she go to zoo, the elephants sign: We are family!

Yo momma so ugly, when she died and went to hell Satan said, "No, go away."

Yo' momma so fat, not even George Bush's red button could satisfy here. (The nuke.)

Yo mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is the wookie

Yo mommas so poor she uses her period as ketchup!

Ok... Blaze- no. That's just wrong, and sick. Also, that's impossible. ._.

It makes me laugh fuckingly hard tho

Your momma is so fat, when she had an accident, you brought her to the garage

Your mother is so fat and hairy, her pubic hair are the forests of Canada. (Not trying to offend you 0blivion, I just know there are a LOT of trees there.)

Not as much real trees, that is! (Seriously, my home country has some 50 000-year-old forests... always close to cities)

Your momma so fat, when she cut herself everything that came out was white marshmallows. -_-

LOL! I can truly laugh at that one Kristy! xD

lol yeah, it was amazing.

Yo momma is so fat, You need to bring her to the next tsunami site to wash her

I don't know if its a "Yo momma" joke, but here it is. :E

Your mom is like a stamp; lick, stick, and send her away.

(Posted this one on wikipedia )
Yo mommas like a bowling ball, you finger it throw it in the gutter then it comes back for more

Yo momma is so damn stupid, that when the police stop her for a ticket, she says: "A ticket to a movie!? GREAT! I've always wanted to see madagascar..." And then she drives off and an insane chase goes on and cops catch her and send her off to jail for Evading Arrest.

Ok, this one is special:

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Your momma is so stupid she was staring at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate

LOL!!!!!