Puppies vs. Kittens!

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!~

Kitties. They are cute, fuzzy, and their mother teaches them all.

Puppies just have cute eyes, they crap all over the place, and their mother does not do anything against it!

Kittens, it HAS to be kittens. They're lazy, usually don't bother you, soft, and fun to loaf around with. (Cat hair is just cute and tolerable. xD)

Puppies; The world is their bathroom, annoying, chews on everything, dog hair EVERYWHERE.

Actually Vick, once a kitten is born, the mother kicks the shit out of it, in other words:
To make its cub strong, a lion will kick its cub down a mountain, and once it get back up, will kick it down again and throw a boulder on it.

Blaze, we are talking about cats, not lions. Even if they are genetically close, LIONS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE CATS. And lions don't live on mountains.

Blargh, I like puppies more...Cats keep meowing and their pee is filled with ammoniac, wich makes it deadly to change the litter after 1 week. The puppies ensure my grass will be healthy and green by pooping on it, they are more loyal than cats and can be helpful at hunting once they are older... Puppies are as cute as kittens belong me...

Yes you know, it's really nice to step in a really big and healthy pile of shit that you have to practically beam-off the shoe, and spray the shoe with 3 litres of parfume to hide the smell.

watch where u step, and train him to shit outside, I have 3 dogs and none of them take a dump inside... and cat pee odor requires way more parfume to hide, and you need to pay the litter and empty the litter box regulary.

Fine, when a kitten is born and it needs it be trained, a mother throws it at Vick, and then when it comes back victorious, it throws it at Kristy and 0blivion. Heh heh, PUPPIES RULE.

did u smoke something Blaze?

Yup, pubes.

And 3 tons of grass.

*grass that my 3 dogs have pooped in*

Well this is what i think:
Kittens:
They are cute, fluffy, huggable, retarted (in some videos like, Cat Videos on the Internet, KnoxsKorner1, Youtube/Itunes)

Puppies:
Puppies are fun and active
when they grow up, they are a useful aid, in firefighting, Police, Blind People, and the disabled/handy capped

Kittens: they are sneaky, devious and sometimes rip stuff

Puppies: they shit/piss on your carpet/items, dig holes (our female chuawa keeps getting bones, then burieing them, then diging em up and chewing them when they get chewy lawl)
and they sometimes rape you (our male chuawa raped my dads arm + leg lawl XD lawl)

I kicked my dog when he tried to rape my leg.

And you like dogs? Cat's don't do that, atleast.

wow, he's just raping my leg...it wont kill me