Twisted Wishes

Well, it's this awesome game where you make a wish- and the next person to post says what happens when the wish was granted. Be sick an twisted, otherwise it won't be as fun.

Ex: (From my other clan)

I wish people were not all ass holes ... (duke)

Wish granted. Everyone is now so nice that war is gone and everything seems possible. Optimism has ruled the world. You are infected by this too and get your legs cut off. After so you remain optimistic that you'll live and patiently wait for an ambulance that never comes. You die. (me)

I wish the real world was turned into the Lord of the Rings world. (Me)

Granted. You piss off the Hobbits when you steal a ring from them. They chase you down and beat you almost senseless, leaving you to be carried away by a massive dragon to become it's dinner. (Taceo)


I wish that a wide variety of properly-made, never-expiring, never-ending, imortality-giving supply of sushi was the only food in the world and that it belonged to me and with it's influence I ruled the world for the rest of eternity. (Taceo)




And so on... You get it? Well, I'll start off.


I wish the Milky Way the largest galaxy in the universe with five stars and a lot of more planets.

Wish granted. It blows up and becomes a massive black hole leading you to a alternate universe of d00m and p41n. Aliens snatch you and contiously cut your balls off and glue it back on with laz0r wepons, they do the same with you anal hole.
I wish people listend to me moar.

Wish granted. Now, they listen to your every word and never let you go. They put recorders everywhere so they don't miss a single word of yours, and thus annihilate all your privacy. Hating this wished life, you decide to give the hell up and try to commit suicide. However, the people being aware you are killing yourself, stop you, tie you up in from of a microphone, and leave you there.

I wish I could draw better dragons.

Granted, you draw dragons so well that they come to life. The newest dragon that you've drawn is horny and thus rapes you, after this it commits to Vore and swallows you whole.

I wish everyone had humor as sick as mine. =D!

Wish Granted, Everyone have now a sick humor, raising the obscenity in our daily life. Eventually, all form of censoring will disappear, letting everyone say anything to anyone, dramatically raising the ammount of suicide, rapes, fights and much more. You'll finally kill yourself becuz everyone's jokes are better than yours and the world will be a chaotic place

I wish the majority of human kind was made of people with an IQ higher than 135

Wish Granted. Now everyones smarter then you and figures your not worth being alive and shits on you till you suffocate. LOL PWNT.

I wish i was JESSSSUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS in rage form.

granted, the Bibble is now filled with spam of SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I wish the sky could be green

Wish granted, now the whole world is rained down on by mucus everyday, all vehicles are clogged up and you are stuck.




I wish that people would stop being gay.

Wish granted, you've just lost all hope to get a girlfriend swindle

I wish asian girls would have larger boobs

Wish granted, now Asian women have larger boobs than some woman with 300 silicon parts, which means the world will be crushed by them, good job man, you killed the world. bitch. -_-.





I wish people would make the "Planet Cracker" weapon like on the mothership, but it is used to make pancakes

Wish Granted, now everyone is poor cuz they buyed an incredibly expensive "pancake cracker" We're now back in stone age.

I wish there was no war on Earth

Wish granted, now the world is full of hippies, and it is taken over by hippies and the new world order involves doing drugs and having hair that goes down to your feet.



I wish I was a Ultralisk

Wish Granted, you now have the World record of the fatest man in the world and you need to eat a whole Mc Donald for breakfast...You'll die by hunger 2 weeks later.

I wish I was an alien

Wish granted, now your are taken by humans and dissected like a frog and Peter from family guy is like: "Sweet! We found an alien!"



I wish I was a Hydralisk

granted, you're now the sex slave of Kerrigan and the Overmind.

I wish I had a water bazooka

Granted, except when you fire the bazooka, water just spills out of the end, covers your feet, and then explodes.
GOOD JOB
You're dead.


I wish jealousy didn't exist.

Wish granted. Jealousy doesnt exist, but it doesnt matter, cause no one wants any of you anyway.
I wish all pr0n was free.

Granted, now you watch so much porn that you jack up until you bleed. 2 hours after I granted this wish, you die from the lack of blood.

I wish Jerky was real.

Oh, guess what? Now he is. Except that, as he lives, everybody gets annoyed and plans to kill him. Unfortunately, we humans are far too lowly to ever dream of defeating a creature like Jerky. We all die, therefore the end of mankind happens, because of this insect's awesomeness. Eventually it also dies.

I wish to add another rule: You would have to make this wish be related to the previous one.

Granted, now everyone post wishes about Jerky, and quickly, we all lose inspiration and the game stops.

I wish there's was no racism

Wish granted, now everyones a hippy. =.= Gj 0blivion.
I wish i owned Hell

Wish granted, u finally realize that there's some good inside of you and u get depressive... You finally just kill urself cuz u're to stupid to be the king of more than 80 billions of dead people.

I wish my hairs were white

Wish granted. It snows heavily and theres a 'White out', people think you got cancer so blow you brains out to end your suffering, they then dance on your face and sing: "We are heros, saviour of the cancer vict0ms!"
I wish Jerky was dead. =.=

Goddamnit, ur answer to my wish sucked Blaze...

Wish Granted, I just decide to draw another mascot and give it a stupid name.

I wish the Earth was bigger

Well im bloody tired from revision

Wish granted, it drags jupiter in at such high speeds it burns straight through the earth, that then gets filled with Mars and we meet for the first time with 0blivions drawings!!!! Everyone then blames you and hunts you down, they then torture you to death after 28462375 years of non-stop tombstones. Pwnt >.<
I wish people with cyber relationships actually met eachother. =,=