Twisted Wishes

Wish Granted, I'd have seen Kristy and we would probably still be a couple today...

I wish Math exams were easier...

Wish UN-granted. Instead, they become much harder. So does Homework.

I wish I was a God who has absolutely 100% un-corruptable or un-twistable wishes, and writes like a pro, and is master of the art of Doj.

Wish granted, now everybody is either pissed off or jealous at you cuz you have powers that normal people dont have. So people avoid you and stop talking with you, you quickly become the loneliest person on Earth, nobody understand you and people are afraid or disgusted by you. You realize that there's no more sense to your life so you just kill yourself

I wish my drawings could be alive

They come alive and hand you a shitload of suprise buttsecs
I wish i was an admin. . . . (Seriously =.=)

Wish not granted.

I wish my farts smelled flower

Wish granted. Everyone loves the smell of your farts so you do it everyday for the rest of your days, because everyone liked it. One day when you are 49, the atmosphere to earth suddenly explodes, this is to do that fact that some idiot has to "pass gas" anytime they wanted for as long as they wanted. The world burns to a crisp, everyone is dead- ever you. GOOD JOB! Genocide.

I wish for a wish that was so awesome I could wish for anything without even saying I wish.

Wish granted, u just got stomped by a heap of wishes.

I wish the sun was green

Wish granted. Now the world freezes and everyone gets pwnt. Everyone shits themself on the way there.
I wish there were less moaning bitches on the internet (i refer to khaoz).

you are a moaning bitch Blaze...Wish granted, u cease to exist

I wish my eyes were all black

wish granted. your sam now.
i wish people whould stop being emos.

Wish granted, everyone is now damn hippy. Aids and overuse of drugs spread widely across the world- Blaze is the first one to die from being converted. "Couldn't take the drugs maaannn..."

I wish people has more common sense.

Wish granted. Now you get smited for not spelling "I wish people had more common sense."

I wish everybody could spell right...

Wish Un-granted, instead you are throw into a pool of acid for pointing out a simple mishap. (Curse you firefox, why don't you point out GRAMMAR mistakes as well!?)

I wish things such as my spelling weren't watched to carefully by the eyes of Kristy.

Wish un-granted, because Kristy is the granter, and she cannot allow those things to pass.

I wish Khaoz would learn how to spell "Chaos" correctly!! (Lol, I wrote "Corertyl")

seriously Kristy...you do lots of mispelling when u talk to me in french, but I still undersatdn you...spelling isnt important, the message is.

I wish people werent so materialist

((Actually, 0bie, I'm just too lazy to talk correctly, simply because I'll have to exit Battle.net to change my keyboards again. :\))

Wish granted? Now you have no houses, not even what to eat. It's just the imagination that counts!

I wish I had a cat. A cute, small kitty which I can hug and when I hug it, it's like this!

You really don't know what materialism is, don't you?

Whatever...

Wish granted: you're so focused on your kitty, you forget everything else, even school and friends. you become an idiotic no-life...

I wish my blood was green

Granted. Your bloods now green and you stab yourself to drink it, people see you and suspect your a alien, alien hunters give you suprise buttsecs.
I wish i wasnt a asshole anymore.

Wish granted; Everyone becomes suspicious by your calm state of mind during situations that would usually piss you off, and begin to think you're planning to kill them all inside your head. They rebel with sporks and gauge your eyes out. After which, they cut you o-... *block*
Anyway, you're dead.

I wish the universe was transformed into the Lord of the Rings universe.

Wish granted. Unfortanly, Sauron wins in this universe, and you are one of the 100 first slaves, that are brought in and tortured to please him.

I wish people just could stop being such Lord of the rings fanatics.

Wish Granted; Instead of being LOTR fanatics, they become Star Trek fanatics and beat you to death with a plastic laser gun. After which they begin to rape your body in any way possible.

I wish people would stop hatin' on all of us geeks. > >

Wish Granted no one hates on you anymore all the guys start loving on all the geeks and the girls turn away out of fright of computers.


I wish i had super powers xD

Granted, you now have super powers, those are.

Shape shift into a piece of paper.
Burn yourself alive.
Psychic suicide.
Invisible Self-Harming Razorblade.

I wish I had a dead horse laying in my neighbors bed.

Wish granted, they make you eat the rotten meat. RAW.

I wish i could have more wishes. Heh heh. Lol.

Granted you have so many wishes you dont know what to do with so you kill yourself

I wish i could have 50000000000000000000000000000$ =]