Twisted Wishes

Posts : 180 Join date : 2009-05-06

Wish granted.

When the world got to know about you're richness, all cyber hackers/robbers/normal people robbed you, and you were left with a debt of 5 $ for the pizza you ordered right before the mob of people robbed you.

I wish my starcraft would work.

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Sat May 23, 2009 5:14 am

Wish granted.

Suddenly your starcraft works after trying it for the 1,000,000th time, and the game starts playing. However, during an important game your computer shuts off and begins to transform. The form it takes is Megatron! (OSHIT!)

Megatron proceeds to play starcraft (which he's using as his face.) while ripping you to shreds with his robot awesomeness. When he is done your left as a pile of intestines, broken bones, and all other sorts of organic things. LOLOLOLOLOL YOUR DEAD! XD

I wish Consigliere could remember that the dollar sign goes before the number.

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Sat May 23, 2009 5:21 am

Wish Granted, he sees your face as a dollar sign and proceeds to sticking a very sharp metal dollar sign in the side of your face and laughs at you.

I wish i a Jerky.

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Sat May 23, 2009 5:31 am

Wish denied; due to the inability to grasp what the wish meant.

I wish dragons existed.

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Sat May 23, 2009 9:52 am

you dont read much do you? Jerky is our mascott =,=

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Sat May 23, 2009 10:14 am

Wish un-granted because of the untraditional form of writing. Blaze should first write "Wish granted" or "Un-granted" and then proceed with "I wish...".

Now, we shall continue with Khaoz' wish: "I wish dragons existed".

Posts : 180 Join date : 2009-05-06

Wish granted. You are now a small burned piece of meat.

I wish that I was in god mode IRL!

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Sat May 23, 2009 8:25 pm

Wish granted.
Nothing can kill you now! You're invincible! But then, some asshole of an administrator comes and bans you from life. Loser. LOL

I wish I had a Devil Blue Z06 Corvette.

Posts : 180 Join date : 2009-05-06

Wish granted. Unfortanly, it had a malfunction, and the self-destruct was activated when you sit down in the seat.

I wish I was unkillable, unbannable and unkickable.

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Sun May 24, 2009 8:40 am

Wish granted. But unfortunately you didn't mention you were undojable. (Doj is the technique of absolutely no violence. That also includes speech.)

I wish I could have a spare CD key for StarCraft, so I don't have to feel like an asshole every time I play it.

Posts : 180 Join date : 2009-05-06

Wish granted. You now have a spare cd-key. The first one got hacked, so it was real luck that you had a spare. Unfortanly they got you're user as well, and you are now known as 'URP(Undojable'

I wisch I hahd mah 0wn m00nbas3!!!

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Mon May 25, 2009 5:08 pm

Wish Granted You now own your own moonbase full of everyone that respects you, But one day they don't like how you look so they Rape you until death then throw you out in space to see your body blow up!

I wish I had claws like Wolverine!

Subject: Re: Twisted Wishes Tue May 26, 2009 2:05 pm

Wish granted, there's only one problem.

When you try to masturbate, it's impossible! Your claws are stuck oshit!
Well, most daily tasks are now void and you have someone do it for you, but your penis is never thouched. QQ.

I wish, I wish upon a star, to the land of dragons, where they (Forgot the rest of the stupid thing, ever watched dragon tales?).